Chronicles of a laid-back, blissfully unemployed martian

10 am : Wake up groggily to find mom hurriedly getting ready for work. manage to get coffee
11 am : wake up completely
12 am : decide to get up from the bed and read the papers
1 pm : change channels dumbly before settling down to a stupid special effects movie
2 pm : self-serve the wonderful lunch and eat till it comes out of the ear
3 pm : realise you are doing everything 'on the hour'!
3.15 pm : sit before the computer dumbly switching from one application to another
5.38 pm : sit outside waiting for mom
6.38 pm : after the fourth coffee, get down to some serious flirting on the cellphone
8.30 pm : first game of the day. no beer since mom's at home. just chips and water.
12.30 (i dont know if its pm or am, never could figure that out!) : second game. same thing.
sometime in the night : hit the sack, completely exhausted from doing absolutely nothing!

I have seen heaven. It's alright. A bit too boring though. What else is on TV?