War of the Sexes!

When you've got 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

Wise guy! I tell you, it's not easy being a guy.

Men are characterized by their mule-headedness, their stupidity, their incoherence, in ability to face practical matters, and a complete surrender to the female species of this planet.

Men think from between their legs. No wonder many leaders have gone to waste because of women. Ceasar, Achilles (right?), Hitler (due to the lack of women in his life, actually) and good ol' Bill!

I am not a chauvinist. Don't get me wrong. I think women are the most amazing things the Great Lord ever did.

But all said and done, I go completely bonkers and incoherent and 'duh...' when I see a girl naked or even half-naked. When at that time, if she goes like, "Daarrling.....about that mink coat we saw today...", all I can do is nod sheepishly without having any idea what she is talking about. Our primeval desires overtake us and we are totally lost.

But have you ever wondered how many women inventors are there today. How many female astrophysicists and how many female researchers? How many women in Fiction or fantasy writing? How many poets? (or is it poetesses?)

We walk amidst the clouds and can't see the trees for the woods but is that wrong? Are women all narrow-minded or rather, too constrained to not be able to look up to the skies? Are the chains that hold them go further back than a mere hundred years? The bonds that hold them down can be shattered only by themselves, and yet, there is something in their bloods, their genes, a historic factor that inhibits them. Is this their fault or the rule?

Don't ask me! I am from Mars.